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Happy
Birthday Beth?
Posted by Jimmy :: Friday,
November 11th, 2005 :: 12:31 AM PST ::
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If
memory serves me correct yesterday was Beth Tingen's
birthday so, Happy Belated Birthday Beth!
Can't wait to see you
guys in just a few more weeks and party it up over the
holidays! Tell Stacy we said "Hey" and we'll see him
soon! Miss you guys! :-)
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After
The Rain
Posted by Jimmy :: Friday,
November 11th, 2005 :: 12:22 AM PST ::
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It's
been raining on and off all week but the sun broke out
for a few brief moments on Wednesday and I rushed down
to the beach to grab a few shots of the sun breaking
thru the rain clouds. As is often the case, I think I
missed getting the best shot by about 2 minutes but this
one still turned out to be pretty good if I do say so
myself.
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Guess
Who Has A Brain Tumor
Posted by Jimmy :: Thursday,
November 10th, 2005 :: 10:02 PM PST ::
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I'm
no doctor and I haven't had a chance to examine him yet
but I'm fairly confident that Enrique Inglesias has
developed a massive brain tumor or sustained some sort
of significant head injury recently. I can say that
based on recent comments he made about his upcoming
product venture....here's what he said;
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"The next
product I'm going to put my name on is
extra-small condoms. I can never find
extra-small condoms and I know it's really
embarrassing for people."
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It's hard to imagine any
sane guy making such a statement publicly, much less a
Latin heartthrob and the guy currently boinking Anna
Kournikova. I'm sure it makes plenty of sense to put out
a brand of extra-small condoms, I just wouldn't want my
name on them.
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Magic
Hands
Posted by Jimmy :: Thursday,
November 10th, 2005 :: 9:42 PM PST ::
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Check
out this amazing video of the Thousand-hand Bodhisattva
dance. Its performed by 21 hearing impaired girls and
boys by the China Disabled Peoples Performing Art
Troupe. It's incredibly beautiful but I'm sure the woman
from Trading Spouses would consider it "dark-sided."
LMAO!!!!
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Trading Spouses: The Crazy Christian Lady
Posted by Jimmy :: Thursday,
November 10th, 2005 :: 9:33 PM PST ::
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Last
night was the conclusion of "The Crazy Christian"
episodes of Trading Spouses and I gotta say it was
unbelievably entertaining. I was cracking up the whole
time. She referred to any and everything that wasn't
dripping in Christianity as "dark-sided" and completely
blew a gasket at the end of the show. I really felt
sorry for her youngest daughter who has to live in such
a horrible environment. I felt a little sorry for the
hubby but he was a spineless coward.
Religion is ok when taken
with a grain of salt but some people take it waaaay too
far and this woman is a prime example. It's easy to see
that just like people in the Muslim world, if you take
religion too seriously, you'll wind up a complete
nutcase with all kinds of closed minded assumptions
about reality.
In any event, check out
the clip below to see one of the biggest meltdowns in TV
history!
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Lesbian Cheerleaders ROCK!
Posted by Jimmy :: Thursday,
November 10th, 2005 :: 9:18 AM PST ::
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I don't know much about
the Carolina Panthers but I hear their cheerleaders are
pretty cool. These two Pantherettes got thrown in jail
over the weekend for having sex in a public restroom
(with each other) and then getting into a fist fight
with the patrons who had to wait for them to finish
having sex before they could use said restroom. Talk
about hardcore lesbians!
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Too
Busy To Update
Posted by Jimmy :: Monday,
November 7th, 2005 :: 1:35 AM PST ::
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Sorry to disappoint all you Monday morning fans but I
haven't had time to update this weekend but hopefully I
can get to it Monday night...but don't hold your
breathe.
I'm so ready for Christmas!!!
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Kim's
Halloween Costume
Posted by Jimmy :: Thursday,
November 3rd, 2005 :: 4:10 PM PST ::
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For those wondering what Kim dressed up as for
Halloween...she was a
silicon wafer cause that's what they make where
she
works. She made the costume herself and won
third place in her
company's costume contest. She bought the top hat, cane,
and tap shoes off eBay to jazz it up a bit making her a
Silicon Wafer...Broadway Style!

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A
Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste
Posted by Jimmy :: Thursday,
November 3rd, 2005 :: 12:06 AM PST ::
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Q: What could be funnier than watching a
crackhead like Bobby Brown singing "Monster Mash" on
Jimmy Kimmel Live?
A: Crackhead Bobby
singing "Monster Mash" with mental retard Mike Tyson on
back-up vocals!
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What
$3/Gallon Can Accomplish
Posted by Jimmy ::
Wednesday, November 2nd, 2005 :: 10:57 PM PST ::
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It's no big secret that big oil companies and terrorist
nations are both getting RICH on the backs of Americans
and here's a good example of what oil money can do in
the space of 14 years.
When was the last time
you ever saw an American city like this spring up so
quickly? And keep in mind this is the desert of the
middle east!
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Dubai, United Arab Emirates
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Dubai, United Arab Emirates
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Great
Screen Capture
Posted by Jimmy :: Wednesday,
November 2nd, 2005 :: 10:53 PM PST ::
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Even though I voted for this moron twice (like there was
really a "choice") I totally agree with the news ticker.

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Once
A Pervert . . .
Posted by Jimmy :: Wednesday,
November 2nd, 2005 :: 10:47 PM PST ::
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Even in retirement, Bill Clinton can't keep his hands
off a young lady in the White House...in this case,
Supreme Court nominee Judge Alito's daughter.

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