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Stupid HP Printer
Posted by Jimmy: Friday,
July 29th, 2005 :: 9:53 PM PST ::
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Sometimes
I had my printer so much I really just want to calmly
unplug it, carry it down the steps and gently place it
on the concrete by the pool, walk back into the house
and find my baseball bat, then calmly walk back outside
and proceed to beat it into 1000 pieces. Case in
point...I was making a large format print of the seagull
you see to the left and after the printer finished the
entire print, it sucked the picture back in and decided
it was a good time to run a print head test all over my
print. I think after I finally invest in a new printer,
I just might smash my 952C into 1000 pieces and then
mail the pieces to the HP headquarters along with this
print and a note describing just how much I've enjoyed
using the 952C.
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Ice Your
Phone
Posted by Jimmy: Thursday,
July 28th, 2005 :: 11:37 PM PST ::
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Paramedics will turn to a
victim's cell phone for clues to that person's
identity. You can make their job much easier with a
simple idea that
they
are trying to get everyone to adopt: ICE.
ICE stands for In Case of Emergency. If you add an entry
in the contacts
list in your cell phone under ICE, with the name and
phone number. (both
work
and home) of the person that the emergency services
should call on your
behalf, you can save them a lot of time and have your
loved ones
contacted
quickly. It only takes a few moments of your time to do.
Paramedics know what ICE means and they look for it
immediately. ICE
your
cell phone NOW!
A Confirmed TRUTH by Truth of Fiction.com
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More Fun
Links
Posted by Jimmy: Wednesday,
July 27th, 2005 :: 10:23 PM PST ::
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Congrats To
Lori Gill (& James Williams)
Posted by Jimmy: Wednesday,
July 27th, 2005 :: 10:23 PM PST ::
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Even
though we live all the way in California we still get
our hometown paper forwarded to us and every now and
again I'll see a face from the past. I was thumbing thru
the paper today and saw an old high school friend (Lori Gill)
who's getting married soon. Not sure if she ever visits
my site (or knows it exists) but I'm sure someone will
tell her I said..."Congrats!"
Yeah,
I had to scan this pic from the newspaper...if anyone
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Happy
Birthday To Me & My Dad
Posted by Jimmy: Monday,
July 25th, 2005 :: 1:03 AM PST ::
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July 24th - Happy
Birthday to my dear old dad!
July 25th - Happy
Birthday to me!
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More
Lakefest Shots
Posted by Jimmy: Sunday,
July 24th, 2005 :: 11:24 PM PST ::
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Here's
a few more shots from Lakefest weekend. These were some
of the shots I got on Saturday when we were out on the
boat. I wasn't really in photographer mode during
Lakefest but I did manage to get a few good shots. At
some point I'll make a big Lakefest gallery but don't
plan on it anytime soon. I'm totally busy right now.
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Gardena, CA
:: Layover To Da Hood
Posted by Jimmy: Sunday,
July 24th, 2005 :: 11:17 PM PST ::
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Every
now and again Kim and I will get a craving for a Wendy's
burger but since there isn't one anywhere in the South
Bay we have to travel to Gardena which is considered a
layover to the hood and/or ghetto. Case in point...we
went there Saturday afternoon (cause you only go to
Gardena during the day) and as we sat down, we couldn't
help but notice this bullet hole in the window next to
our table. We actually laughed while at the same time
realizing that we would be finished eating and on our
way out of Gardena before the sun started setting.
I won't even bother going
into how the "rocket scientists" working behind the
counter couldn't seem to grasp the concept of no pickles
or onions. Sometimes I think fast food employees should
be required to wear their green card right on their
uniforms.
Ningunas salmueras,
ningún moron de las cebollas!
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Headed Out
To Sea
Posted by Jimmy: Sunday,
July 24th, 2005 :: 10:59 PM PST ::
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It's
been unusually hot here in the South Bay lately so
we decided to go for an ocean cruise on the West Coast's
fastest speedboat, the Ocean Racer. It takes off from
King Harbor every hour and once out to sea, they open up
the throttle and "let 'er rip" as the old saying goes.
It was a lot of fun and a great way to cool off on a hot
summer day. We even got to see some seals hanging out on
one of those sea buoys.
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A Few Fun
Links
Posted by Jimmy: Sunday,
July 24th, 2005 :: 9:45 PM PST ::
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-
Dane Cook does Tom
Cruise
- Check out
comedian Dane Cook on the Jimmy Kimmel Show acting
just like Tom Cruise and professing his love for
Katie Holmes....VERY funny!
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Samuel Jackson Beer - The notorious Dave
Chappel skit that spawned more than a few jokes at
Lakefest this year.
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Great First Date Move - From the Great
Moments in Hookup History video collection.
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Rear-ended - Cool video of a hunter sneaking
up on a wild boar and kicking it square in the
keester! That took some balls.
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Sex Education - I guess the makes of the
video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas thought it
would be a good idea to include some sex ed for the
kids. And people wonder what's wrong with the
kids...
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Joke of the
Week
Posted by Jimmy: Sunday,
July 24th, 2005 :: 8:32 PM PST ::
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It
was Friday morning, and that meant it was time for an
activity that the teacher called 'add to the picture'.
The teacher would call students to the chalkboard one at
a time. The first student would draw an object on the
chalkboard, and each following student would add
something to the picture to make it a new picture.
The teacher called on little Bobby to start things off.

Bobby
returned to his seat. The teacher called on Ernie next.

Ernie returned to his seat. Now it was Suzy's turn.

Suzy
returned to her seat. Next, the teacher called Lamonte
to the board.

Lamonte
returned to his seat. Kim was called to the board.

Kim returned to her seat.
About this time, little Jimmy began waving his arm
hysterically. Little Jimmy was well known for being
dirty-minded, so the teacher was reluctant to call on
him for anything. But as the teacher looked at the
picture on the chalkboard, she thought that there was no
way that little Jimmy could possibly do anything to make
this picture dirty. So she called on little Jimmy, and
he ran to the chalkboard.

Little
Jimmy had done it again!
Courtesy of Kim
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Screwing Up
The Children
Posted by Jimmy: Sunday,
July 24th, 2005 :: 9:24 PM PST ::
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There was a time when kids
were kids and innocence was something to be cherished. I
feel sorry for today's youth and for future generations
of young people as well. The youth of today are
bombarded with adult content on TV, in movies, in music
and now even video games.
There's a game called Grand
Theft Auto: San Andreas which I thought was pretty
horrible from the moment it came because the whole point
of the game is to steal cars, deal drugs, and kill
police by shooting them in the face. If that weren't bad
enough there's a "secret scene" in the game which kids
can unlock with a code from the internet that shows a
prostitute having sex with one of the car thieves in the
game, Sure, it's animation but it's still porn and sends
a very unhealthy message to our kids.
I don't have any problems
with porn (trust me I don't) but I don't think kids
playing video games should be exposed to that kind of
material. It's bad enough that kids are playing games
which graphically simulate violence, civil disobedience,
drug trafficking, and every other thing you wouldn't
want your kid doing without giving them a thug view of
sex education.
I don't currently have any
kids but if I ever do, they will never have a tv,
computer, or Play Station in their room and they'll only
be allowed to use any of those media devices under my
supervision. I'd much rather my kids be outdoors playing
hide and seek or riding bikes than indoors having their
minds polluted. I guess the only downside to that would
be the fear of them being abducted by the growing
population of sexual predators. What a sad world our
kids live in today.
This link will show you the
totally unrated sex scene in Grand Theft Auto...this is
what your kids are seeing in their video games. If your
kid has this game, you are a horrible parent!
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Crazy Clouds
Posted by Jimmy: Friday,
July 22nd, 2005 :: 11:16 PM PST ::
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Check
out these crazy clouds in Nebraska. (see link below)
There's several shots of these creepy looking clouds
which are called mammatus clouds and contrary to popular
belief do not mean tornados or violent weather is
eminent. Mammatus clouds actually show up after
the worst part of a storm has passed and the weather
system is weakening.
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Longhorn
Becomes Windows Vista
Posted by Jimmy: Friday,
July 22nd, 2005 :: 11:16 PM PST ::
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Microsoft
finally announced the name of it's forthcoming operating
system earlier today. Formerly known by insiders and
tech geeks like me as Longhorn, it was renamed Vista and
announced to the public on Friday. Of course, only the
name was released. Beta (test) versions won't be
available for another month and the actual operating
system won't be available to the public until late 2006.
I'm actually not a huge fan of the new name but
hopefully the wait will be worth it...not that XP Pro
hasn't been the most reliable OS I've ever used so far.
Hopefully they won't screw it up.
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Google Knows
Best
Posted by Jimmy: Friday,
July 22nd, 2005 :: 1:02 AM PST ::
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Here's an interesting
find...go to
Google,
do a search for
ass, and guess who pops up as the # 2 result?
Why it's the Democratic Party of course. I wonder if
that's because they're full of....well, you can figure
the rest out. :^P
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Pimp Your
Name
Posted by Jimmy: Thursday,
July 21st, 2005 :: 6:36 PM PST ::
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Even though I'm not a fan of
the whole "pimp" lifestyle this was still a little fun to
do. According to this site I'm Ice Master Jimmy Fresh
but my original pimp name back in the Seven Oaks days
was Jimbo The Superjock. Inside joke.
So anyway, see what your
pimp name is...
Courtesy of Shannon Powell
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Modern Day
Birds & Bees
Posted by Jimmy: Wednesday,
July 20th, 2005 :: 9:14 PM PST ::
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A little boy asks his
father - Daddy, how was I born?
Dad responds, "Well son,
I guess one day you will need to find out anyway so
here goes..."
"Your Mom and I first
got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a
date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where
your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it
was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:
You've got male!"
Courtesy of my darling Kim
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Face The Day
Posted by Jimmy: Wednesday,
July 20th, 2005 :: 8:17 PM PST ::
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Courtesy of my darling Kim
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Congrats To
Lori & David
Posted by Jimmy: Wednesday,
July 20th, 2005 :: 8:06 PM PST ::
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Congratulations
to Lori Myers and David Ashwell on their recent
engagement. I think the news actually reached me while I
was in Cali last week but it was confirmed at Lakefest.
I didn't get a chance to run into Lori or meet her
fiancé David but since I know she checks my site
often..."Congrats Lori!"
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Word
Posted by Jimmy: Tuesday,
July 19th, 2005 :: 2:49 AM PST ::
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