Jimmy Powell

I don't drink coffee but if I ever start Kim better make sure she store tests it first. This classic ad from 1957 clearly shows the consequences if she doesn't...but I have a funny feeling that bending Kim over my lap and spanking her might make me forget all about the freshness of store tested coffee.

Oh those crazy kids! Seven year old Latarian Milton stole his grandmother's SUV and went on a destructive joyride through town hitting mailboxes, parked and moving cars and essentially totaling the SUV. When caught and asked if he knew he could've perhaps killed someone, he utters the best excuse ever...

"Yes, but I wanted to do hood rat stuff wit my friends"

That's gonna be my new catch phrase from now on...because I wanna do hood rat stuff wit my friends. Ha! When asked how he should be punished he thought a weekend of no video games was appropriate. This kid has future Senator written all over him.

Jesus Christ!!! Get the escalade, we're outta here!

We got a new puppy this weekend. We rescued him from the local pound and we've already named him Patches. We even got him a cute green sweater on the way home and as you can see, he loves it.

I'm pretty good at designing websites and taking good photographs so I figured I would try my hand at painting. This is one of my first works called The Cookie Rebellion.

This vid is a little long but pretty hysterical none-the-less. Here's the general synopsis...a Christian channel in the UK (that means Britain you wankers) reads viewer emails live on the air. One viewer sends an email that tells the story of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air which leads to a chain reaction of similar emails flooding their system. Towards the end she can't find any emails to read that don't have references to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

I just happened to glance out my office window and saw this little bird hanging out. Luckily my camera was close by and I snapped off a bunch of great shots with this being the best. I very gently tapped the glass on my office window to get him/her to look right at the camera and voila!

One of the subtle things you're starting to see in the new Obamanation era is how stupid white people suddenly are. Aleve makes this not so subtle point in their new commercial which you've no doubt seen. Watch as three white people are made to appear, indecisive, confused and ignorant while an African-American woman makes the "smart", split-second decision. The white people are left looking bewildered and seemingly still cannot fathom what to do next. Now just imagine the outcry from the NAACP had the roles been reversed.

I know I personally experience this very same scenario every time I'm in the local CVS but here in Richmond it's usually an Indian (Ghandi not Sitting Bull) who comes along to help us all out. We then namaste and scurry away in our collective shame.

You stay classy Aleve.

It's a rear naked choke hold. Lights out Baby Blue!