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$200 In Dimes
Posted by
Jimmy :: Monday, June 30th,
2008 :: 2:20 PM EST
Eddie wanted
desperately to have sex with this really
cute, really hot girl in his office but
she was dating someone else. One day
Eddie got so frustrated that he went to
her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you
let me have sex with you."
The girl looked at
him, and then said, "NO!"
Eddie said, "I'll be
real fast. I'll throw the money on the
floor, you bend down and I'll finish by
the time you've picked it up."
She thought for a
moment and said that she would consult
with her boyfriend so she called him and
explained the situation. Her boyfriend
says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the
money really fast. He won't even be able
to get his pants down." She agreed and
accepts the proposal. Over half an hour
goes by and the boyfriend is still
waiting for his girlfriend's call.
Finally, after 45
minutes the boyfriend calls and asks,
"What happened?". Still breathing hard,
she managed to reply, "The bastard had
all dimes!"
Problem Solved
Posted by
Jimmy :: Sunday, June 29th,
2008 :: 12:05 AM EST
Problem: OPEC
sells oil for $140 a barrel. OPEC
nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a
bushel.
Solution: Sell grain for $140 a
bushel. Can't afford it? Tough...eat
your oil!
Punched
Posted by
Jimmy :: Sunday, June 29th,
2008 :: 12:01 AM EST
Another awesome
digital short from SNL. Enjoy!
Happy Trails Bill Gates
Posted by
Jimmy :: Thursday, June 27th,
2008 :: 4:22 PM EST
Today is Bill Gates'
last day on the job at Microsoft and the
end of the 33 year software odyssey that
made him the richest man on the
planet...at least for the better part of
the past two decades. While he will
remain the Chairman of Microsoft
probably till the day he dies he won't
be "in charge" anymore. He will instead
be spending most of his time giving away
his billions and billions of dollars to
curing third world diseases and bringing
technology and computers to the third
world which I personally don't get. The
world has too many people in it now. If
he wants to do the world a favor he
should make sure that every man, woman
and child in the third world gets a
lifetime supply of birth control...but
that's just my opinion.
In any event, happy
trails to Bill Gates. Let the reign of
Steve Jobs begin.
Al Sharpton's Ode To Obama
Posted by
Jimmy :: Thursday, June 26th,
2008 :: 12:25 PM EST
Al Sharpton's ode to
Barrack Hussein Obama...enjoy!
Posted by
Jimmy :: Thursday, June 26th,
2008 :: 12:25 PM EST
As you watch the
flooding in the Midwest, have you
noticed that there are no farmers
running around with stolen plasma TVs or
brand new Nikes? Notice how there are no
shots of liquor stores being cleaned
out? There's no looting or yelling
"Where's Bush?" "Where's FEMA?, Where's
my check?", or "Why isn't the Government
out here saving me and my farm?"
Likewise, I've also
noticed there are no reports of any
other country offering help or financial
aid.
And where are the
Reverends Jessie Jackson and Al
Sharpton?
Shocking contrast isn't it? Hmmm, I
wonder what the difference is? I can
almost see it.
Back In Time
Posted by
Jimmy :: Tuesday, June 24th,
2008 :: 10:32 PM EST
I didn't take many
pics this past weekend but I did find
this old building near a train station
that looked like it had potential. As is
too often the case these days I was
photographing at the wrong time of day
but it was my only free time. In any
event, I took a stab at making this
photo looked really old. Not too bad for
my first pass. Enjoy!
When Obama Meets St. Peter
Posted by
Jimmy :: Thursday, June 19th,
2008 :: 10:11 PM EST
St. Peter is at the
Pearly Gates checking up on the people
waiting to enter Heaven. He asks the
next one in line, "So, who are you, and
what did you do on Earth?"
The fellow says, "I'm Barack Obama and I
was the first black person to be elected
President of the United States."
St. Peter says, "The
U.S.? A black President? You're kidding
me!!! When did this happen?!?"
And Obama says, "About an hour ago."
Funny Things You See At Best Buy
Posted by
Jimmy :: Thursday, June 19th,
2008 :: 7:23 PM EST
After The Rain
Posted by
Jimmy :: Monday, June 17th,
2008 :: 12:47 AM EST
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