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$200 In Dimes

Posted by Jimmy :: Monday, June 30th, 2008 :: 2:20 PM EST

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you."

The girl looked at him, and then said, "NO!"

Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend so she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call.

Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, "What happened?". Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all dimes!"


Problem Solved

Posted by Jimmy :: Sunday, June 29th, 2008 :: 12:05 AM EST

Problem: OPEC sells oil for $140 a barrel. OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel.

Solution: Sell grain for $140 a bushel. Can't afford it? Tough...eat your oil!


Punched

Posted by Jimmy :: Sunday, June 29th, 2008 :: 12:01 AM EST

Another awesome digital short from SNL. Enjoy!
 


Happy Trails Bill Gates

Posted by Jimmy :: Thursday, June 27th, 2008 :: 4:22 PM EST

Today is Bill Gates' last day on the job at Microsoft and the end of the 33 year software odyssey that made him the richest man on the planet...at least for the better part of the past two decades. While he will remain the Chairman of Microsoft probably till the day he dies he won't be "in charge" anymore. He will instead be spending most of his time giving away his billions and billions of dollars to curing third world diseases and bringing technology and computers to the third world which I personally don't get. The world has too many people in it now. If he wants to do the world a favor he should make sure that every man, woman and child in the third world gets a lifetime supply of birth control...but that's just my opinion.

In any event, happy trails to Bill Gates. Let the reign of Steve Jobs begin.


Al Sharpton's Ode To Obama

Posted by Jimmy :: Thursday, June 26th, 2008 :: 12:25 PM EST

Al Sharpton's ode to Barrack Hussein Obama...enjoy! 
 


Midwest Floods: Riots, Looting, Mayhem....Oh Wait...

Posted by Jimmy :: Thursday, June 26th, 2008 :: 12:25 PM EST

As you watch the flooding in the Midwest, have you noticed that there are no farmers running around with stolen plasma TVs or brand new Nikes? Notice how there are no shots of liquor stores being cleaned out? There's no looting or yelling "Where's Bush?" "Where's FEMA?, Where's my check?", or "Why isn't the Government out here saving me and my farm?"

Likewise, I've also noticed there are no reports of any other country offering help or financial aid.

And where are the Reverends Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton?

Shocking contrast isn't it? Hmmm, I wonder what the difference is? I can almost see it.
 


Back In Time

Posted by Jimmy :: Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 :: 10:32 PM EST

I didn't take many pics this past weekend but I did find this old building near a train station that looked like it had potential. As is too often the case these days I was photographing at the wrong time of day but it was my only free time. In any event, I took a stab at making this photo looked really old. Not too bad for my first pass. Enjoy!


When Obama Meets St. Peter

Posted by Jimmy :: Thursday, June 19th, 2008 :: 10:11 PM EST

St. Peter is at the Pearly Gates checking up on the people waiting to enter Heaven. He asks the next one in line, "So, who are you, and what did you do on Earth?"


The fellow says, "I'm Barack Obama and I was the first black person to be elected President of the United States."

St. Peter says, "The U.S.? A black President? You're kidding me!!! When did this happen?!?"

And Obama says, "About an hour ago."


Funny Things You See At Best Buy

Posted by Jimmy :: Thursday, June 19th, 2008 :: 7:23 PM EST


After The Rain

Posted by Jimmy :: Monday, June 17th, 2008 :: 12:47 AM EST


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