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Boobies & Kitties!! (Something For Everyone)

Posted by Jimmy :: Friday, March 12th, 2010 :: 11:33 PM EST

Here's something everyone can enjoy...boobies and kitties. Boobies for the guys, kitties for the girls. Everyone's happy. Yaaaay!!


I'm Making This My New Ring Tone Or...

Posted by Jimmy :: Friday, March 12th, 2010 :: 11:33 PM EST

I'm either making this my new ring tone or the music my customers here when they're on hold which might be appropriate since it sounds like he's singing LOL over and over again. What's that? You can't get your email? Are you connected to the internet right now? No? Please hold...

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL,   LOL LOL LOL,   LOL LOL LOL


Not What I Thought It Was Going To Be...

Posted by Jimmy :: Friday, March 12th, 2010 :: 11:11 PM EST

You can no doubt imagine my excitement when I saw this sign driving around Friday afternoon. I was like...SCOOOOORE!!!!! I followed the sign, put my car in park and waited with something bordering on giddy anticipation. It took a few minutes to realize that BJ's was actually the name of wholesale shopping club and not anything close to what I was thinking. 


Speaking of Nancy Pelosi...

Posted by Jimmy :: Friday, March 12th, 2010 :: 10:58 PM EST

At this point I'm just gonna go on record and say that anyone who's in favor of passing the current health care bill is a MORON!!!!!!!

If you're in favor of health care reform, that's one thing, but passing a 2000+ page bill that changes every few weeks and no one has read? A government which can't deliver the mail without losing money in the process? And you want them to take over health care? Really?!?!?

And seriously, who doesn't think that Nancy Pelosi is a terminator sent back thru time to destroy mankind? Have you seen her facial expressions? She's not human!!!

Oh yeah, FBO!!


OMGGG, Nancy Pelo...Oh Wait, It's Just A Hippo Frog

Posted by Jimmy :: Friday, March 12th, 2010 :: 11:03 PM EST


Kim Better Store Test My Coffee!!

Posted by Jimmy :: Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010 :: 10:19 PM EST

I don't drink coffee but if I ever start Kim better make sure she store tests it first. This classic ad from 1957 clearly shows the consequences if she doesn't...but I have a funny feeling that bending Kim over my lap and spanking her might make me forget all about the freshness of store tested coffee.


Greatest Excuse Ever

Posted by Jimmy :: Monday, March 1st, 2010 :: 9:43 PM EST

Oh those crazy kids! Seven year old Latarian Milton stole his grandmother's SUV and went on a destructive joyride through town hitting mailboxes, parked and moving cars and essentially totaling the SUV. When caught and asked if he knew he could've perhaps killed someone, he utters the best excuse ever...

"Yes, but I wanted to do hood rat stuff wit my friends"

That's gonna be my new catch phrase from now on...because I wanna do hood rat stuff wit my friends. Ha! When asked how he should be punished he thought a weekend of no video games was appropriate. This kid has future Senator written all over him.


JESUS CHRIST!!!! (LOL)

Posted by Jimmy :: Monday, March 1st, 2010 :: 9:43 PM EST

Jesus Christ!!! Get the escalade, we're outta here!


It's Electric

Posted by Jimmy :: Monday, March 1st, 2010 :: 9:34 PM EST

 


Our New Puppy Patches

Posted by Jimmy :: Sunday, February 28th, 2010 :: 2:42 PM EST

We got a new puppy this weekend. We rescued him from the local pound and we've already named him Patches. We even got him a cute green sweater on the way home and as you can see, he loves it.


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