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Boobies & Kitties!! (Something
For Everyone)
Posted by
Jimmy :: Friday, March 12th,
2010
:: 11:33 PM EST
Here's something everyone can
enjoy...boobies and kitties.
Boobies for the guys, kitties
for the girls. Everyone's happy.
Yaaaay!!
I'm Making This My New Ring Tone
Or...
Posted by
Jimmy :: Friday, March 12th,
2010
:: 11:33 PM EST
I'm either making this my new
ring tone or the music my
customers here when they're on
hold which might be appropriate
since it sounds like he's
singing LOL over and over again.
What's that? You can't get your
email? Are you connected to the
internet right now? No? Please
hold...
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL,
LOL LOL LOL, LOL LOL
LOL
Not What I Thought It Was Going
To Be...
Posted by
Jimmy :: Friday, March 12th,
2010
:: 11:11 PM EST
You can no doubt imagine my
excitement when I saw this sign
driving around Friday afternoon.
I was like...SCOOOOORE!!!!! I
followed the sign, put my car in
park and waited with something
bordering on giddy anticipation.
It took a few minutes to realize
that BJ's was actually the name
of wholesale shopping club and
not anything close to what I was
thinking.
Speaking of Nancy Pelosi...
Posted by
Jimmy :: Friday, March 12th,
2010
:: 10:58 PM EST
At this point I'm just gonna go
on record and say that anyone
who's in favor of passing the
current health care bill is a
MORON!!!!!!!
If you're in favor of health
care reform, that's one thing,
but passing a 2000+ page bill
that changes every few weeks and
no one has read? A government
which can't deliver the mail
without losing money in the
process? And you want them to
take over health care?
Really?!?!?
And seriously, who doesn't think
that Nancy Pelosi is a
terminator sent back thru time
to destroy mankind? Have you
seen her facial expressions?
She's not human!!!
Oh yeah, FBO!!
OMGGG,
Nancy Pelo...Oh Wait, It's Just
A Hippo Frog
Posted by
Jimmy :: Friday, March 12th,
2010
:: 11:03 PM EST
Kim Better Store Test My
Coffee!!
Posted by
Jimmy :: Wednesday, March 3rd,
2010
:: 10:19 PM EST
I don't drink coffee but if I
ever start Kim better make sure
she store tests it first. This
classic ad from 1957 clearly
shows the consequences if she
doesn't...but I have a funny
feeling that bending Kim over my
lap and spanking her might make
me forget all about the
freshness of store tested
coffee.
Greatest Excuse Ever
Posted by
Jimmy :: Monday, March 1st,
2010
:: 9:43 PM EST
Oh those crazy kids! Seven year old Latarian Milton stole his
grandmother's SUV and went on a
destructive joyride through town
hitting mailboxes, parked and
moving cars and essentially
totaling the SUV. When caught
and asked if he knew he could've
perhaps killed someone, he
utters the best excuse ever...
"Yes, but I wanted to do hood
rat stuff wit my friends"
That's gonna be my new catch
phrase from now on...because I
wanna do hood rat stuff wit my
friends. Ha! When asked how he
should be punished he thought a
weekend of no video games was
appropriate. This kid has future
Senator written all over him.
JESUS CHRIST!!!! (LOL)
Posted by
Jimmy :: Monday, March 1st,
2010
:: 9:43 PM EST
Jesus Christ!!! Get the
escalade, we're outta here!
It's Electric
Posted by
Jimmy :: Monday, March 1st,
2010
:: 9:34 PM EST
Our New Puppy Patches
Posted by
Jimmy :: Sunday, February 28th,
2010
:: 2:42 PM EST
We got a new puppy this weekend.
We rescued him from the local
pound and we've already named
him Patches. We even got him a
cute green sweater on the way
home and as you can see, he
loves it.
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